is your mom at the bar?
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
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his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
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I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
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