You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
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Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
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I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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