I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
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That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
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My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
My bed smells like the plague
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