mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
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They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
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I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
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