do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
I intend to get homeless drunk
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
You will receive a large, large reward, worth much more than the actual phone you are holding, paid not only in cash but in sexual favors, if you return this phone! Please respond if you're interested in cash/sex/or just being a good person. Thanks and hope to hear from you soon!
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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