So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
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I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
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I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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