At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
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Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
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Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
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