well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
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Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
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I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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