i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
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You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
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Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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