how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
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Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
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Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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