And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
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She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
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Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
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