Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
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Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
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In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
He did a backflip because drugs
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