is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
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Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
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So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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