I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
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I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
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i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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