uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
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so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
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We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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