Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
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As long as you're not dating white guys again.
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
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Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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