She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
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Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
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Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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