There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
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Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
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Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
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