the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
Dude, I just spun my iPhone on my boner without it falling off. I belong in cirque du soleil.
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Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
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Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
I look excited, but its just a facade.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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