she kept yelling 'call me bella'
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
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Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
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Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
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