You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
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I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
Hey, so I'm not coming into work til Friday. Some guy I've known for about 8 hours just offered me a free vacation to Maui and bought my plane ticket. He's Aussie so I'm 75% sure he won't murder me
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He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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