Where is the hickey?
My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
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I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
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In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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