i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
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I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
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I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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