Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
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Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
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I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
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