You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
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You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
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I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
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