I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
While the bouncer was checking my purse, he found a bag of pasta noodles in it and asked me why I put them in my purse. I said to him: "So the guy knows I can cook."
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
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