So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
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Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
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Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
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