Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
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