I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
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It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
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Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
He? As in you personified your dick?
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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