DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
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My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
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Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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