Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
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just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
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I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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