He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
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Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
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when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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