it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
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just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
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a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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