I only kidnapped one of them. chill
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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