I'm laying in your front yard are you home
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
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his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
your like the ambassador to my penis.
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Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
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