If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
I just woke up on my kitchen floor using a yellow pages as a pillow and surrounded by plants that used to be in the garden around my apt building, can't wait to see the security tapes for my eviction
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
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well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
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I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
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