Remember when I use to call my dick 'the pendulum'
wtf?
It is now the artist formerly known as 'insideyourgirlfriend'
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Pretending to leave a voicemail when the person answers the phone....that's gotta be drunk dial level 99
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
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