one word: firstdatebathroomanal
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
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