but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
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lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
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Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
Randomize