i jhust puked up my retainher.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
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So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
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Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
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