Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
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I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
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As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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