its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
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The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
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Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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