How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
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This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
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Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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