Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
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The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
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Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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