Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
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there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
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Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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