Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
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Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
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He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦🏼♀️
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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