did you get engaged???
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
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This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
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she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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