Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
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He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
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The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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