Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
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Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
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my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
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