White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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